The Tackiest Escapist Toilet Seats

Like the ocean, your toilet contains water.  Therefore, your toilet seat should celebrate its beach-like position on the edge of a tiny abyss.

Here are our nominees for the tackiest escapist toilet seats in the world:

20071231-Purple-Yellow-Starfish-Toilet-Seat

1. What better way to start the images than with this little starfish number?

 

20071231-Clear-Acrylic-Red-Kiss-Toilet-Seat

2. This is like the honeymoon of toilet seats.  Who seals underwear in resin and makes a toilet seat out of them?  Maybe there will be a new trend to process your wedding undies into a toilet seat, not unlike bronzing your baby’s shoes.

 

20071231-Ginsey-Sponge-Bob-Bubblemania-Spongy-Soft-Padded-Toilet-Seat

3. Oh, look!  It’s Bikini Bottom!  Now we have two theories for where the name came from.

 

20071231-Whale-Toilet-Seat

4. This whale toilet seat is reminiscent of a Star Wars poster from the 70s.

 

20071231-Pollynesian-Toilet-Seat-with-Chrome

5. This toilet seat has a "Polynesian" theme.  Not that you needed that to be spelled out for you.

 

20071231-Penguins-Kiss-Toilet-Seat

6. Aww.  Do penguins kiss?   Too bad they weren’t screenprinted on a pair of those panties that Jessica Alba wore in Good Luck Chuck.  Now that would make a great panties-in-resin toilet seat.

 

20071231-Tiger-Toilet-Seat

7. If Tony Soprano received a gag gift for Christmas, this would be it.  "Take a seat."

 

20071231-Red-Pepper-Toilet-Seat

8. You’re feeling hot, hot, hot.  This design comes in several colors, but the red version ended up looking like a pepper.  It’s unlikely they hoped for that result.  And, no, it’s not heated.

 

20071231-Flames-Toilet-Seat

9. This one is also not heated.  Motorcycles aren’t supposed to have warmers.  But this toilet seat is the ultimate medium to paradise at home.

 

20071231-Shells-and-Snails-Toilet-Seat

10. Escargot!  This one just appears like they’ve taken some sea life up in a zero gravity plane and plummeted towards the earth.

 

20071231-Snow-Dolphins-Toilet-Seat

11. Does this not look like a wintry mountain scene…with dolphins?

And finally:

20071231-Hyundai-Bidet-550-Wave

12. The Hyundai Electric Bidet 550, which has multi-wash functions to make you feel like you’re surfing with each flush.

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Posted on December 31, 2007
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2 Responses to “The Tackiest Escapist Toilet Seats”

  1. JJ Loch on December 31st, 2007 9:50 am

    I vote for the penguins. ROFL

    Super post!

    JJ 😀

  2. Billy Kooiman on December 31st, 2013 1:27 pm

    Im trying to buy your penguin toilet seat cover and im not having any luck

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