Floating the kids on Michael Moore to Cuba

Here’s a funny Daily Show still:

Picture Jon Stewart with his thickest ‘Merican accent saying:
“Oh my god they’re going to put Communism in our kids’ drinking water and then inject them with the gay and load them on to Michael Moore and float ‘em to Cuba. Open your eyes people!! Open your eyes!!! [...]

Pine Tree is to Apple Tree ~ as Anna Nicole is to Saul Steinberg (Part 2)

Please read Part 1 here first if you haven’t done so already. Otherwise, here goes…
Where were we? Oh, yes, could it be Anna Nicole?

The image in this ad, which was taken from the February 19, 2007, issue of Globe, took me back to a small piece of Hawaiian history from an 1875 guidebook:
“The [...]

Pine Tree is to Apple Tree ~ as Anna Nicole is to Saul Steinberg (Part 1)

Two things sent my head spinning this morning. The first was the word “pineapple,” which is of course made up of “pine” and “apple.” The second was an email spam with the subject “lookin for horses”. That’s enough inspiration to write a post about a New Yorker cover artist and Anna Nicole Smith.
I [...]

Crest Nature’s Expressions ~ How I feel about citrus fruit

After you dive into the new meadow of a toothpaste by Crest called “Nature’s Expressions,” the citrus flavor being the Rapidsea expression of choice, be sure to download the Martina McBride song “How I Feel.” You’ll also get the Crest “Dental Plan” monthly newsletter.
I tried another lemon toothpaste by Crest that made me feel [...]

Flip Flops ~ You Could Die

ABC News is reporting that flip flops can be bad for your feet. A quote for you:

“I was at the supermarket, and I slipped in my flip-flops on cottage cheese and really hurt myself,” said Tiffany Andreade of an embarrassing fall.

Very scary indeed. Be careful out there.
And no Crocs!

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