Goomba lurking in Barlow Tyrie outdoor furniture
After seeing similar boring outdoor furniture posing in ads with all Seven Seas, your brain goes from seeing this:
To seeing Super Mario Bros. Goombas:
Right? Not to mention the Donald Trump wig he’s got on there:
Tropical bird kitchenware ~ the toucan can opener and the parakeet garlic press
There were a couple of little kitchen items that I stumbled upon this week totally separately. The first is this toucan can opener found in Metropolitan Home (March 2008 Page 8):
The second is a parakeet garlic press.
Both are good for the people who want nothing and both are made by a company called Animal House. [...]
Beach beds ~ no, for real this time
Finally, a bed maker has put their bed where the beach is:
That’s WeatherMaster outdoor furniture from the Spinnaker Collection by Laneventure. Other bed makers, like Hastens, Simmons, and Tempur-Pedic, just want you to think that your bed is a medium to paradise.
But, in the end, can you really imagine lugging one of these down to [...]
Corelle dinnerware ~ the harshest paradisiacal conditions
This ad has nothing to do with the product:
Yes, it’s Corelle glass dinnerware. And it looks like it was discarded into the great floating trash abyss in the Pacific. And does anybody really think of this type of underwater coral/fish scene as "the harshest conditions"?
This one came from the January/February issue of Elle Decor page [...]
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