Renuzit Anti-stink pearls ~ paradise smells good

The pearls keep pouring in. We had the Intel pearl Centrino, the Tiffany pearl layering, and now the stink-slaying Renuzit pearls:

Renuzit already uses so many “image”inary scents from paradise that delving into sea life as industrial design seems like the logical next step. I would say that I hate this product, but I [...]

Two Charmin toilet paper commercials rub me the wrong way

Have you seen the latest Charmin commercial with the red and blue bears—one representing tough tissue and the other softer TP—running along the beach to the matching portajohns? Here it is:

Those bears look like they are on the Biggest Loser. This commercial is terrible. Are they Wall Street bears on vacation, or are they [...]

Softsoap ~ like formaldehyde for plastic clownfish

After untangling all of our supplies from the tropical fish Uhaul blankets, I headed to wash my hands in the little office building where we unloaded everything.  What did I find??
*** Cue the kids at the Seattle Aquarium ***
NEMO!
Why does hand soap need tropical fish to sell?

Who needs an aquarium when you have a good Uhaul blanket?

As archaic state symbols go, Uhaul does a pretty good job at representing a lot of different places in illustrations on their vehicles. It’s been years since I felt weird seeing a Delaware Uhaul trailer with Arizona plates driving through Virginia.
For their moving blankets, they only chose a few states, and Hawaii happened to [...]

All Dogs Go to Paradise ~ Trilogy Pet Food

Along with the dangerous toys from China, the recent pet food scandal scared enough people into fleeing from brands they trusted. We left behind some orange packaging for the big blue and started using a company called Trilogy. It seemed a little farfetched and environmentally unsound to start mail ordering pet food, but when we [...]

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